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I am here for you. Whatever you need to ask, whatever you need help with, please ask and my agent will send over however many he feels like sending at the time. Before asking anything, please refer to the FAQs so you don't waste your time, my agent's time, and my time by asking something which has already been answered. I will do my best to answer as many of your questions as possible, but it will ultimately come down to scheduling and nothing more. This time of year there's a lot of great TV shows being shown. I may even be on one, which wouldn't surprise me at all.

If you don't hear back from me, don't go psycho on me. I don't have time for stalkers, and my two Dobermanns will attack you if you enter my property, which is the last thing anyone wants as vet bills can be very expensive for pedigree guard dogs, especially if they're having their stomachs pumped from eating commoners.

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